1. there are always 3 types of sims gamers:

    benevolent god: okay i'm gonna set everything up really nice and make sure everyone is comfortable and then i'll zoom right in and watch carefully oops is your hunger bar getting low don't worry shh i have that taken care of i have a cheat shhh it's okay keep painting that weird purple thing i love you

    distant god: i'll set your life in motion but then i'm gonna pull back and let you do your thing maybe i'll wander the town a bit i'm sure you'll be fine

    loki: OOPS WHERE'D THAT DOOR GO I GUESS YOU'RE TRAPPED AND OH NO DID THE POOL LADDER DISAPPEAR I WONDER HOW LONG YOU CAN SWIM FOR HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MORTAL

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  2. fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

    fish-boned:

    shickalenia:

    dduane:

    thesuitsofwoah:

    that’s almost too cruel
    almost

    I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

    Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

    I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

    (via cptprocrastination)

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  3. China Glaze Texture Bump In The Night
Monsters Ball Collection
Halloween 2013

    China Glaze Texture Bump In The Night

    Monsters Ball Collection

    Halloween 2013

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  5. To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

    a-strong-female-character:

    thejadedkiwano:

    Let’s play a game.

    Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

    you

    also

    what

    when

    why

    how

    look

    because

    never

    #you aren’t right for doing it to me like that daddy

    #what is my life

    #WHYY

    #how to train your dragon

    #looking at the stars

    #BECAUSE YOU REALLY WANT TO PICTURE ME MASTURBATING

    #never had a dream come true

    you can’t eat this

    also drink

    WHAT ARE PANTS

    when stars collide

    why men lie and women cry

    That 70s Show

    don’t look back by telepopmusik

    because of reasons

    never apologize

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  7. (via stanasongs)

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  8. babyinastraitjacket:

gillian right now (x)

    babyinastraitjacket:

    gillian right now (x)

    (via unusual-little-girl)

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  10. OH FUCK!!!

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  11. call-me-black-and-white:

Oh jesus, she is so fucking hot, I´m dying.

    call-me-black-and-white:

    Oh jesus, she is so fucking hot, I´m dying.

    (via wherehaveallthescullysgone)

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  12. xshipper:

idealfry:

fuckyeahdavidgillian:

lazairelukesh:

fuckyeahdavidgillian:

WHATWHATWHAT

What does she mean by THE ? Does she have their driver for the next 48 hrs? Or her driver? Is she in NY? Does anyone know where she is in the world right now? Help, im hyperventilating…

She is joking that since they live together, they share a chauffeur.

WHOAH? THEY LIVE TOGETHER? WHEN? WHY HAVEN’T I EVER HEARD OF IT? Mari, did you know they already live together? They freaking moved in together? WHAAAT?! I need some freaking answers!!

oooh idealfry there are rumors, of course nothing is confirmed YET - so you can choose what to believe: if they do live together in NY or that they are already secretly married for years. well, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS! they are killing us! :D

    xshipper:

    idealfry:

    fuckyeahdavidgillian:

    lazairelukesh:

    fuckyeahdavidgillian:

    WHAT
    WHAT
    WHAT

    What does she mean by THE ? Does she have their driver for the next 48 hrs? Or her driver? Is she in NY? Does anyone know where she is in the world right now? Help, im hyperventilating…

    She is joking that since they live together, they share a chauffeur.

    WHOAH? THEY LIVE TOGETHER? WHEN? WHY HAVEN’T I EVER HEARD OF IT? Mari, did you know they already live together? They freaking moved in together? WHAAAT?! I need some freaking answers!!

    oooh idealfry there are rumors, of course nothing is confirmed YET - so you can choose what to believe: if they do live together in NY or that they are already secretly married for years. well, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS! they are killing us! :D

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  14. matecky:

    blank:

    Have you ever watched a tv show and wanted something a character has worn? There’s a website called wornontv.net that finds the exact clothes and lists them with where to buy them for a bunch of different shows (just a few examples: teen wolf, pretty little liars, the vampire diaries and even doctor who)!

    image

    They need to add Crisis. I need Meg Fitch’s wardrobe.

    (via deathisabitch)

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  15. FingerPaints: Brushstroke Blush
FingerPaints: Art You Wondering?
FingerPaints: Peacock Portrait

    FingerPaints: Brushstroke Blush

    FingerPaints: Art You Wondering?

    FingerPaints: Peacock Portrait

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